Can I have some money, Mom?

My younger teenage son asked for money this evening. I told him he could have all that was left in my wallet. (I knew it wasn’t much.) He raced to my wallet, opened it, frowned, searched all the pockets, and yep found all I had was…

“Two dollars? That’s all you’ve got to give me, Mom?”

To which my older son replied, “She gave you one of the eggs from her ovaries. Isn’t that enough?”

I still haven’t stopped laughing.